How to Make Canned Dog Food into Treats

Update: I wrote this when Quijote was on a restricted diet and having a treats he could eat was a game changer! We are now introducing his regular foods back into his diet and will see how he does.


Since we adopted Quijote, he’s had stomach issues on and off that vets couldn’t quite pinpoint the cause of.

After a recent bout, a different vet scanned his history with fresh eyes. She had a theory about acid reflux and pancreatitis and I’m a little fuzzy on the details, but, for the first time, we had a plan.

That’s the good news.

The bad news is that said plan involves at least a few months of exclusively feeding him that expensive vet-prescribed food — there’s a kibble (which he’s not that into) and canned food (which seems to mostly be for making the kibble more palatable).

Quijote looking for treats

And it means all of his treats are currently off the menu. Which is kind of a big deal for him, as well as us. Because, before this, I think our treat game was on point. We had treats for training, for nightly teeth cleaning (his favorites!), for hiding pills, for stuffing into a Kong to keep him distracted when we went out for coffee or over to my parents’ house for dinner… you get the idea.

A week or two into what he must think of as The Great Treat Famine of 2019, I asked the vet for suggestions. She said there’s a way you can actually bake the canned food to give it a more solid, treat-like texture! She was a little fuzzy on the details of how to do it, but I was like “don’t worry. This is definitely a thing the internet has the answer to.”

It had several answers, actually. A lot of them recommended techniques I couldn’t make sense of until I tried them out myself. I used tips from various recipes, especially one I found on Dog Treat Kitchen – plus some trial-and-error.

frozen dog treats made from canned dog food

DIY Dog Food Treats

Method 1: Freeze

Before I get into how to bake treats, I’ll share a shortcut I stumbled on in the process: freezing them.

How to:

You just dollop some treat-size bits of canned food onto parchment paper or into ice cube trays and put it in the freezer.

That’s it.

Ice cube trays

Notes:

  • Quijote has his own designated ice cube tray.
  • Best for at-home treats, since they don’t travel particularly well. (They thaw almost immediately.)
  • Not good for hiding pills.
  • Takes slightly more time to chew up than the baked treats- which is usually a plus.
  • I freeze some in strips that are approximately the size and shape of the dental treats he loves. He doesn’t get as excited, but what we call his “fake dental treats” are still a couple steps above regular food (even though I haven’t added anything).

If you’re looking for something more portable or less cold, read on.

 

Method 2: Bake

To summarize: yes, you can DIY dog treats from canned dog food.

  • Put bits of wet food on a cookie sheet.
  • Bake at 350F/180C for 15 minutes or until they’ve reached your desired consistency.

What Recipes Say + What Works

Because making treats is kind of an off-label use for dog food, it’s not as easy to work with as cookie dough or something meant for baking. So there are all kinds of weird tips that go along with the recipes.


1. The Slide 

Recipes recommend: Slide all the food out of the can in one solid cylinder (like its cranberry sauce at my great grandma’s house on Thanksgiving).

Things I did:

  • Tried unsuccessfully to slide the food out of the top of the can.
  • Used a church key can opener on the bottom of the can, in case that helped. (It didn’t.)
  • Made a big mess.

What worked?

  • Giving up on the sliding-out business!
  • Using a butter knife to dig maybe a third (or so) of the food out of the can at once and then pack it together into kind of a rectangular patty before slicing it up.

 


2. The Slice

Recipes recommend: Slice your cylinder (or patty) of food up with the edge of the lid.

Things I did:

  • Sliced with the edge of the lid.
  • Sliced with a butter knife.
  • Scooped out little dollops with a spoon like it was cookie dough.

What worked?

  • Technically, they all work – but not equally well.
  • Slicing it into little squares with a butter knife was the quickest, cleanest, and easiest way I tried.
  • I didn’t find an advantage to using the lid.
  • My first attempt was the little cookie dollops. The wet food doesn’t hold together or shape very well, though, and I think I ended up with as much stuck to my hands as actually on the baking sheet.

 

3. The Bake
Recipes recommend: Baking for 30 minutes.

Things I did:

  • Used the toaster oven set to “bake,” instead of the full oven.
  • Various baking times.
  • Foil and parchment paper.
  • 350F/180C

What worked?

  • The toaster oven has worked great for the small batches of treats I make!
  • I flip them halfway through with a fork or popsicle stick.
  • 30 minutes seemed like an insanely long bake time for such small treats, but it turns out that’s about right – approximately 15 minutes on each side for small (finger tip size) squares.
  • Bake time will depend on how large you make your treats and how crispy you want them to end up.
  • Using parchment paper for lining the baking sheet. I found the treats would stick to foil, even after being baked.

 

Some tips:

  • Crispy treats seem to last longer outside of the fridge. Softer treats are better to hide pills in.
  • The canned food I’ve been experimenting with is Royal Canin GI Low Fat – other types may give you different results. (If so, please comment and tell me about it!) This is in no way an ad/endorsement/recommendation for that brand. Honestly, the jury is still out on how well it’s working. It’s just what Quijote’s vet wants him eating while we try to narrow down the cause of his tummy troubles.

At the end of the day, you just have to figure out what works best for you and your pup.

Light Rail Phoenix: A Beginner’s Guide

[Updated 5/14/19.]

Mesa light rail station with train

People have asked me how to take the Valley Metro light rail in the Phoenix area, so I made a video guide.

However, if you prefer tips in written form, read on!

Phx light rail station Big map

1. Find where to go.

There’s just one line with 2 directions, Eastbound and Westbound. You can ride anywhere on the line all day for $4.

Westbound train route:

  • begins in Mesa (Gilbert Rd./Main St., as of 5/18/19)
  • ASU Tempe campus
  • Sky Harbor Airport
  • Downtown Phoenix (Phoenix Convention Center, Talking Stick Resort Arena, Chase Field)
  • Central Ave. (turns north)
  • Roosevelt Row/arts district
  • ends at 19th Ave. and Dunlap (near Metrocenter)

Eastbound trains start at 19th Avenue and Dunlap, retracing basically the same route, heading south and then east and ending at Gilbert Road and Main Street (as of 5/18/19).

Phx light rail station At night

Schedule

To find where to get on and off the train and get schedule information, download a Transit Book, check the Valley Metro website, get the Ridekick app, or try Google Maps. If you don’t want to bother with the schedule, you can just show up. Trains run about every 10-20 minutes until around midnight or 1am.

Mesa park and ride with grid bike

Park-and-Ride

If there’s not a stop near you, you can drive to one of the 11 Park-and-Ride lots, where there’s free parking for people riding the light rail or bus. You just find a spot, lock your car, and head to the station platform.

Phx light rail station On Jefferson

2. Get your ticket.

You can easily get a pass from a fare vending machine at your stop before you leave.

Follow the prompts on screen to select an all-day pass and activate it immediately. Then pay with cash, credit or debit.

Your pass and receipt print from two different places. Make sure to pick them both up!

Tempe light rail station

On the Station Platform

While you’re waiting, check the signs to make sure in the right spot for the train going in your direction.

Stations have…

  • fare vending machines
  • scrolling LED signs that say when to expect the next train
  • seating
  • some shade
  • route maps (simplified to highlight the stops – not to scale)
  • drinking fountains
  • artwork inspired by the local area

Mesa light rail station art - serpentine

Stations don’t have…

  • restrooms
  • food or anything for purchase (except rail passes)

You can bring your own food and beverage in sealed or spill proof containers.

On board Phx light rail station

3. Get on board.

Trains stop at every station. You don’t have to flag them down. If one looks like it’s not stopping, Don’t panic! It’s probably just pulling up farther.

When the train pulls up to the station, it will come to a complete stop, the doors automatically open, and you can step into any car. Find a seat or or a place to stand and hold on to the railing. If you are standing, try to move back away from the doors, so people can easily get on and off.

Phx light rail station Art

There’s usually not anyone checking tickets as you get on. It’s kind of on the honor system. Occasionally, though, transit officers in black and white uniforms will come through and check tickets after the train is in motion. Not having one can get you fined up to $500.

Watch and listen for your stop. You can find a route map above some of the doors. And before each stop, a recording will say “approaching station” then the station name and whether you’ll exit the train on the left or right side. The information is also on scrolling LED signs in the middle of the ceiling of each car. Once you arrive, wait for the train to stop and doors to open, and you’re there!

Tempe light rail station art - hands

– More light rail info –

  • Fare details. Day (round trip) pass: $4 / Week: $20 / Month: $64
  • Make sure you are waiting for the train going the direction you want to go. Most of the platforms are in the middle of the street and trains going both directions share them. However, around downtown Phoenix the line splits. So if you’re at the Phoenix Convention Center for example, the station for westbound trains is at Washington and eastbound trains stop a block south of there at Jefferson.
  • If you’re only going one way (to the airport, for example), you can purchase a 1-ride ticket. Once you purchase it, take your ticket and receipt. You have a two-hour window after purchasing to make your trip in one direction.
  • You may notice that there’s a “buy online” option on the Valley Metro website. This is NOT for last-minute purchases! Since electronic tickets are not accepted, you can order tickets online, and then they’ll be shipped to you via snail mail.
  • Pets are allowed only in enclosed carriers or cages that fit on your lap. Of course, this doesn’t apply to service animals – they just need to be out of walkways.
  • RailRide: Talking Stick Resort Arena event tickets now include a free ride to the event!

Home and Holding On

A story based on true events…

street


I like things to be cushy, I admit it. I want to eat well and then take a nap on a mountain of pillows.

Maybe it seems ridiculous or indulgent, but I spent enough time having to sleep on the streets. Now I’d like good neck support, thank you very much.

poolside lounge chairs - with cushions to support your neck

The people I’m close to now know practically nothing about my life before, and, even if there weren’t a language barrier, I think I’d prefer it that way.

I don’t like to dwell on my past. In some ways, though, it’s always with me, like a ghost making me startle when a neighbor’s door closes. Or shudder when the sprinklers turn on and I remember being cold and wet.

wet rainy parking lot

Apparently, having the bad luck to end up homeless is a crime, because I was turned in and locked up. Never formally charged, never in front of a jury, with no idea how long I’d be behind bars.

metal gates and concrete

I did my best to keep to myself, relishing any time I could get outdoors in the sunlight.

After about 2 weeks, this couple came to bail me out. I wasn’t sure why they were doing it. I also wasn’t about to argue.

sunset between buildings

They took me in. Their place was cozy, with good food and lots of pillows.

At first, I was so afraid of doing something wrong and getting kicked back out on the streets that I didn’t want to let either of them out of my sight.

Orange pennants

I’ve relaxed a bit since then but still try to keep an eye on them.

They don’t make it easy.

They’re both the sweet, naive, smile-at-strangers types, and I am constantly trying to warn them to be more cautious.

Seattle paste-up art

One time, a woman I had never seen before in my life just showed up with a suitcase. They acted like she was an old friend, and she stayed with us for days. Finally, what I had been trying to tell them must have registered, because the newcomer packed her suitcase back up and left.

Phoenix street at night

I seriously don’t know where they’d be without me looking out for them, watching the house, making sure they get out and exercise, keeping the kitchen floor clean, and reminding them to go to bed at a reasonable hour.

All in all, we’re good for each other. We’ve become family.

3 trees silhouetted by the sunset

It’s been a year, and I’m less haunted now. I no longer jump every time the blinds go up or someone sneezes.

I’ve got plenty of cushy spots throughout the house to nap. While I was as thin as a desert coyote when I met them, I’m back up to a healthier weight just from eating regular meals and not being on the run.

patio with chairs and plants

After you’ve lost everything once, you become unapologetic about reveling in what you enjoy. And you learn to fiercely protect those you love.

So I look out for these two crazy humans like it’s my job.

Really, someone has to – even if that someone happens to weigh 14 pounds and have a record with the county, oversized ears and tiny paws.

 

Quijote Paws



Quijote coyote

The story behind the story…

This past Sunday marks one year since we adopted Quijote, whose perspective I channeled to write this. He had been at the county shelter almost two weeks, after being brought in by a kind soul who we may never meet but are very grateful to.

MCACC east shelter

Before that, there are a lot of mysteries. He must have lived with people before, because he was already house trained and already neutered. We have no idea why he ended up as a stray or how long he was out there running around on the “mean” streets of East Mesa.

Dog that looks like a fox

Our first glimpses of Quijote through the fence of his kennel were of him hanging out in the back, sunny part  like he just didn’t want to deal with all the noise and drama inside.

He was really skinny. Since then, he’s gained about 3 pounds, which doesn’t sound like much – but that’s over 25% of his original body weight!

We also joke about whether he thinks he’s taking us to the park to make sure we get our exercise instead of the other way around. He wouldn’t be totally wrong. I’m actually in better shape than when we first adopted Quijote, both physically and mentally. That little wagging tail is the best motivator to get out of the house and move around a bit.

And, yeah, he really does like curling up on pillows and blankets. He’ll arrange them so he has the optimal spot to rest his chin on – you know, neck support.

Finally, as happy as Phillip and I were to have a good friend stay with us for a few days while she was in town, Quijote was not on board!

 

He barked at her almost the entire time. It’s one of the most ridiculous examples of him trying to protect us when we least need protecting. Oh well. His little heart is in the right place.

Poetry in Planters

Nearly 1000 people from 5 countries waxed poetic about life in Tucson, Arizona, when the city put out a call for haiku submissions in its first annual Old Pueblo Poems literary competition.

Collage of poetry signs

Tucson’s poet laureate, TC Tolbert, selected 20 winning entries.

You can find the poems on signs nestled among desert plants along Congress Street and Stone Avenue in Downtown Tucson.

Building in Downtown Tucson with a poetry planter in front of it

Phillip and I spotted a few – which you can see photos of below – while we were headed to The Screening Room for the Arizona International Film Festival (AZIFF).

Downtown Tucson street including The Screening Room

Several of the selections for this year’s AZIFF featured poetry in some form, and there were poetry readings almost daily. So having haiku sprinkled down the street in front of the Screening Room was a perfect complement.

 


‪Waiting for the buzz / Of late-summer cicadas / Yellow flowers fall. (by Alanna Mejia)

‪Waiting for the buzz
Of late-summer cicadas
Yellow flowers fall.
Alanna Mejia

 

Haiku: El Presidio Layers of time not of past Sun warmed adobe – Philip Brown

El Presidio
Layers of time not of past
Sun warmed adobe
–Philip Dean Brown

 

Haiku on sign: late night dance party / confetti spills down Congress / monsoon washes clean (by Lisa Periale Martin)

late night dance party
confetti spills down Congress
monsoon washes clean
Lisa Periale Martin

Haiku: Now the day goes still / Letting Tucson catch its breath / While the sky burns red (by Judi Molina)

Now the day goes still
Letting Tucson catch its breath
While the sky burns red
–Judi Molina

 


Old Pueblo Poems map in Downtown Tucson

– More info on Old Pueblo Poems –

  • On display during daylight hours, now through June 1.
  • Take the 1/2-mile “haiku hike” to see them all.
  • The Old Pueblo Poems project is a collaboration of the Downtown Tucson Partnership and U of A Poetry Center.

Updates on 2019 Arizona International Film Festival

vintage film equipment at the Screening Room

The 2019 Arizona International Film Festival (AZIFF) is still going on! You have until Sunday to get to Tucson and check it out!

AZIFF Screening Room marquee

We were there for the first week of AZIFF and are back home now. You’ll be able to read about our trip and films we saw soon!

Indie

In the meantime, I’ve been posting updates on Instagram Stories and Twitter. You can also read short reviews of last year’s documentaries and narrative films I wrote as a Guest Columnist over at The Two Gay Geeks, a fun site (and podcast) that covers a wide range of entertainment topics and highlights work by independent creators.

AZIFF marquee

So have you watched  anything interesting  recently?

– More AZIFF 2019 Info –

  • Dates: April 10-21
  • Location: Downtown Tucson. All screenings are at The Screening Room, except for one at Loft Cinema. There are also a few parties, etc. in nearby venues like Hotel Congress.
  • Schedule
  • Hotels: Lots of Tucson hotels support the festival and give discounts if you mention you’re attending.

Hotel Congress outside


We were guests of Arizona International Film Festival.