When Reason Sleeps

Guernica painting by Picasso

I am writing this the morning after the U.S. presidential election. Confused, sad, grasping for words, and tired already of news outlets’ attempts at explanations and of social media finger pointing.

El sueño de la razón produce monstruos. --Goya

I keep thinking of Francisco Goya’s work, El sueño de la razón produce monstruos, “The sleep of reason produces monsters”.

I think I first saw the etching in Madrid the same day I stood dwarfed in front of Pablo Picasso’s Guernica, which depicts townspeople suffering the horrors of war unleashed by Nationalists. That also seems like a fitting work to contemplate just now.

Guernica by Picasso

Today I feel as if reason has been sleeping, and we don’t know what monsters we have unleashed.


Images 1 (public domain) + 2 (fair use) via Wikimedia.


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Route 66 Celebration in Flagstaff

Does hearing about Route 66 put Nat King Cole’s “Get Your Kicks” in your head too?

Road to flagstaff

I don’t know the whole song, but I always chime in when he gets to “Flagstaff, Arizona.”

The “Mother Road” turns 90 this year, and Flagstaff is celebrating the milestone Friday (11/11). There will be food, music, games, classic cars, and bowling from 12-5pm between the Historic Museum Club and Starlite Lanes Bowling Alley. Bring cash – proceeds benefit the Military Order of the Purple Heart and Bowling for Vets.

Flagstaff

If you’re in town through Saturday, you can also go to the opening reception for the It’s Elemental exhibition at the Coconino Center for the Arts 11/12, 6-8pm. You can find more ideas of what to see in the Flagstaff Visitor Center’s itinerary guide (PDF).

flagstaff arizona

According to the leaf-o-meter, there is still some fall color, and the forecast looks good. It should be a great weekend to get your kicks in Northern Arizona!

Flagstaff - NAU

What’s the deal with Vegas weddings?

Las Vegas is a famous spot for risk-takers, and perhaps the biggest gambles happen in the city’s many wedding chapels. The so-called “Sin City” is also known as a place to be joined in holy matrimony.

A wedding invitation from a friend in Vegas made me curious about the lore of the Las Vegas wedding. So if you’ve ever wondered about drive-through weddings, making Elvis a part of your big day, or why this desert city is such a popular place to get married, read on!

Cards

1. Do that many people actually get married in Vegas?

Yep. More weddings happen there every year than in any other U.S. city. In 2014, there were 81,000 Vegas weddings! And that number is actually a bit lower than previous years.

Vegas sign

2. How did Vegas become known as a place for weddings?

It started as early as 1912, according to Las Vegas Weddings by Susan Marg.

When neighboring California instituted a 3-day waiting period between getting a marriage license and getting married, then later began requiring blood tests, Nevada did not follow suit. Instead, the state welcomed couples wanting to be wed – or re-wed. It also established what was, at the time, the shortest residency period needed for a divorce.

Las Vegas, in particular, went all in, with deputies on deck 24/7 to keep up with the demand for marriage licenses. Over time, it became known for non-traditional nuptials and earned the nickname “Marriage Capital of the World.”

Vegas chapel

3. Can you have a spur-of-the-moment wedding in Vegas?

Many couples plan out weddings in Las Vegas like they would anywhere else.

But since the Vegas wedding industry was founded on no-wait marriage licenses, it’s not surprising it’s thought of as a place where people get married impulsively.

However, it’s not just a convenient sitcom plot twist or movie premise, you probably could actually get a marriage license today.

The Las Vegas Marriage License Bureau is open until midnight 365 days a year. Unmarried couples can just shuffle in with their government IDs, $77, and an application (you can even fill it out online ahead of time) and may be issued a license as soon as that day.

Once you have a license, you can get married in the nearby Office of Civil Marriages ($75 fee) or the Nevada venue of your choice (fees vary wildly). And there are a lot of choices.

Which brings us to #4…

Vegas drive thru wedding

4. Can you really have a drive-through wedding?

Yep. There are a handful of Vegas venues where you can say your vows in your vehicle.

It’s not entirely like rolling up to order late night burgers, however. Not only are the stakes (much) higher, you still need to get your marriage license ahead of time and check the venue’s availability. Couples may put down a deposit months in advance to hold a certain date.

I found these chapels with drive-through options:

  • A Little White Wedding Chapel (which, incidentally, is no longer little, boasting 5 different chapels of various sizes) claims to have created the first drive-through wedding window in 1991. Dubbed “The Tunnel of Love,” the driveway features an elaborately painted cover with cherubs watching over engaged couples, their guests, and their car. You can get married in your own vehicle or rent a convertible, limo, or stretch hummer.
  • A Special Memory Wedding Chapel has a simpler wedding window where the officiant leans out to conduct the ceremony. The couple either twists sideways in their seats to say their vows, or, if they make use of the complimentary limousine service, pops up through the sunroof to pledge their love.
  • Vegas Weddings offers drive-through packages named “Fast,” “Faster,” and “Fastest” either in their drive-thru wedding tunnel (what’s with the tunnels?!) or in front of their “Wedding in Fabulous Las Vegas” sign. Reservations are recommended.

Vegas wedding chapel

5. What about Elvis?

Elvis got “movie-married,” real married, and staged a comeback in Vegas, which all somehow lead to him now being ingrained into the city’s wedding scene.

Many chapels offer add-ons like having an Elvis impersonator officiate the ceremony, sing, walk you down the aisle, or chauffer you in a pink Cadillac. Some have multiple types of Elvis-themed ceremonies to choose from.

Here’s just a sampling of Elvis wedding options in Vegas:

Chapel of the west

6. Why are there so many places to get married on The Strip?

When resorts started popping up outside of town (on what’s now called The Strip) to avoid taxes and gambling restrictions, they tried to include everything Las Vegas visitors would want – casinos, shopping, dining and even a place to get married – to keep guests  spending money on site.

The Little Church of the West, which opened at the Last Frontier Hotel in 1942, was the first structure in Vegas built specifically as a wedding chapel. It’s been moved three times and is now located on the south end of The Strip, not far from the Las Vegas sign.

With movies set in venues along The Strip and celebrities who have been married there (sometimes more than once), Vegas weddings became – and remain – a part of the culture.
Vegas chapel sign

7. Why stop at weddings?

If you’re not ready to commit or are already committed (and happen to be flush with cash), you can still have a vow renewal, group renewal“just for fun,” friendship, or “I was just kidding” ceremony. (That last one also requires a $75 bogus minister fee.) (I could not make this stuff up.)

Viva Las Vegas.

– More Info on Vegas Weddings –


Photo credits:

1: My playing card scrapbook.

2, 5 7 : Thomas Hawk

3: Total 13

4: Greg Lilly

6: Alan Kotok

Exploring Salem: Day Two

[Part Two of Jessica Tennant sharing her adventures in Salem, Massachusetts.]

Hollyhocks

We woke up on our second day in Salem to our Red Riding Hood basket breakfast, and wisely decided to use the free street parking on Sunday so that we didn’t have to walk through the sketchy area of Salem. We parked near a park central to the village of Salem, where we could walk around the town and the wharf area and not worry.

Salem Witch Musuem

Salem Witch Museum

We started the day’s adventures with the Salem Witch Museum, since tickets were included in our stay at The Coach House Inn.

The experience started in a darkened hall of sorts where the story of the witch trials and the hysteria that resulted in the execution of 20 people (and more who died in prison) was told through narration and lit-up dioramas with nearly life-size models of people – and one slightly disturbing dog who looked to be taxidermied, accompanying a sculpted John Proctor. There was also a creepy, lit-up, gargoyle-like devil figure looming over us, which seemed a little over the top for a historical museum.

Salem

The presentation covered the origins of the hysteria, the trials and the craziness that was conducted in the courtroom, prison conditions, and hangings. It was a bit dramatic but interesting and informative, and seemed to catch the attention of even the youngest audience members.

This was followed by a guided tour of the rest of the museum which explored what the word “witch” means today, witches in folklore and movies, herbal remedies, a timeline of witch trials and mass hysteria, Wicca and common misconceptions surrounding it, and THE BEST TIMELINE EVER of how scapegoating has caused tragedies and marks on our history throughout the ages, including Japanese Internment and the Red Scare.

It was a comprehensive look at how mob mentality and hysteria can cause horrific events, starting with witch trials through modern day.

Salem, Massachusetts - Count Orlok's

Count Orlok’s Nightmare Gallery

We followed up that somewhat somber historical museum with what, in my mind, is a hidden treasure of Salem…Count Orlok’s Nightmare Gallery.

I hate haunted houses (especially when things jump out at you. I ended up at one with friends years ago and just ran around every corner yelling “BOO!” so that I could, hopefully, startle the actors before they scared me.), and Count Orlock’s Nightmare Gallery is NOT like that. It’s a carefully curated collection of models and life masks from various horror movies dating back to the 1920s, including Nosferatu, The Fly, Salem’s Lot, Hellraiser, Aliens, and more.

They even had a model (somewhat) showing the makeup my own father designed from Hocus Pocus, which was neat to see (although he wasn’t credited in the display and it wasn’t quite right). What I loved (that some may not) was that you had to read the display notes to get the background behind each piece, and so you basically read and observed your way through the creepy museum. My husband is a huge fan of classic horror movies, and I am a huge fan of special effects makeup artist work. It was an off-the-beaten-path but worthwhile attraction.

Salem, Massachusetts - Witch House

Heritage Trail Houses

We walked along the red-lined Heritage Trail, and came to the Witch House, which was a house that was in Salem at the time of the trials and was a judge’s home. “Judge House” didn’t have quite the same ring to it, so they named it Witch House (makes sense). We skipped out on the house tour, though, because we were planning to go to The House of the Seven Gables, and how many house tours/museum tours can you really do in one day, especially when they look eerily similar?

The House of the Seven Gables tour was fantastic, and cheaper once I found out that they had a teacher discount. Bryce was horrified that I introduced my teacher status by asking if I had time to pee before the tour started, and when told no, I said, “That’s okay, I’m a teacher, I can hold it pretty much forever.” BUT, unadvertised teacher discount for the win!

Salem house of seven gables

The tour was of the house, which inspired the Nathaniel Hawthorne gothic romance The House of the Seven Gables. He didn’t live there, though…his cousin did. And, when he visited, the house didn’t actually have seven gables.

It was neat to see evolution of the house: the original structure and then the parts that were added when the first owner, Captain John Turner, became super wealthy from his textiles trades with China…but then how several gables were taken down to make it more in fashion for the times.

It was later taken over by a very wealthy woman, Caroline Emmerton, who was devoted to returning it to the seven-gabled state it was in when tales told by Nathaniel Hawthorne’s cousin Susannah inspired his novel. Mrs. Emmerton apparently took liberties with the house too, constructing a secret room above a fireplace that aligns with the novel but was never a part of the original house. Pretty cool, if you enjoy old architecture and historical homes and literary connections. The gardens were gorgeous, too.

Salem, Massachusetts - Marblehead lighthouse

Marblehead

After lunch at Flying Saucer Pizza (again), we left Salem and drove to nearby Marblehead, a neat historic harbor town in its own right, but a great place for an afternoon walk to admire fancypants houses along the seashore on the island connected to the mainland via sea wall causeway called The Neck.

While we were only there for the walking, we found a steel frame lighthouse on the rocky northern tip on the Atlantic, houses with more hollyhocks than I’d ever seen in one place, grand mansions with private beaches, and a beautiful, secret-feeling public park nestled between two mansions called Castle Rock.

Salem, Massachusetts - Marblehead hollyhocks

Castle Rock was absolutely beautiful — a giant rock formation overlooking the ocean with a rocky beach to the left where people fished, and a cobbled beach to the right that sounded like a rain stick on crack as the waves came in and out.

It was gorgeous, worth the 10 minute drive, and fun to live vicariously by walking through the neighborhoods of the fancy.

Salem, Massachusetts shore

Stopping in Salem

I am so happy that we found a new (to us) New England stopping point between our home and Maine. Salem was a great combination of the historical, the spooky, the literary, and natural beauty. I would love to come back for a repeat visit…maybe if I’m brave enough in October, when Salem is at its spooky, kooky best. I have to say it was pretty amazing in July, too.


Photos –
1, 3, 5-9: Jessica Tennant.

2: Al Peabody, on Flickr, color corrected. CCL.
4: Robert Linsdell on Flickr, cropped and color corrected. CCL.